June 2012
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shamelessrevelry asked: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSEEEEEYYYYYYY
Blogs that do promos should be burned. And their owners should be sent to Azkaban.
I haven’t been sick in years.
Probably superior Shrute genes.
Or all those bald eagle tears that I drank.
Or that dragon that taught my antibodies fire bending.
albinowonderland:
to maintain my alluring personality I often bathe in the tears of ANTM hopefuls
ricksanscrotum:
i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
Every time I go running I remember why I hate running.
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Little known fact: sperrys are actually made from the skin old tan Floridians.
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via darkseids)
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I could go running… or I could play sims for 5 hours…
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cannolis:
i dont think anyone lives in new jersey by choice